FUNNY SMS!!!

*When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world
seems to be fading away,come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist!!

*If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.

*Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... . Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool....

*I wrote ur name on the sands....... ...... it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ......i got a HEART ATTACK

*The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.The wife decided
to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

*LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers

* ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

*True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

*Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

*I had VODKA with WATer
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!

*when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ........pick d phone idiot

*Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence
Student : WOW !
*The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
*SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
*A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

*History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26
sir....
*Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide

with cheer