Sunday, May 11, 2008
Latest SMS's....
If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !!! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles ! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di??? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words… Eh Ganpat, chal daru la… ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Chandni raat thi, nadi ka kinara tha, asmaan me taro ka nazara tha, Bihari premi ne pyar se muskarate hue Biharan premika se kaha: Ae Susma, Bidi Piyegi ?
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